MEDIA LAB: Where we plugged in
The media lab was in a separate building from our pod accommodations. It contained
a refrigerator and a horseshoe arrangement of tables upon which sat an assortment of
PC's and Mac's. A few folks brought their own laptops and other equipment. I was leary
to transfer pix from my digital camera because there were no surge protectors - as some
discovered the hard way when their equipment got fried!

Those tiles on the wall of the media lab are 17th century coat of arms.
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Fakeshop ended up sleeping in the media lab after they found an air conditioner and
hooked it up. From then on it felt like I was walking into a bank every time I'd enter. It
was almost too cool because after you'd acclimate to the coolness, the return outside
would strangle you with 90+ heat and humidity.
The best remedy for the heat was swimming in the Mediterranean. In fact, this trip marks
the first time Jef ever swam in a warm sea! (Where we live, hypothermia is a genuine
possibility - even in the summer.) So one especially hot day,
Jef, d2b, Lala, Francesca
and I hijacked a rental car and drove to the beach. I wish I had a camera for the look
on Jef's face as he approached the water.

You want me to unplug the white one?
Uh... which white one?
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He looked positively suspicious as though he
were thinking, "It must be a trick!" Then, when the first waves lapped his feet, he looked
completely surprised. Soon we were all frolicking and body-surfing and having a wonderful
time. As Jef remarked, "It's kind of funny that I joined hell and
ended up in heaven." d2b told him that in France if it's the first time you've ever done something
you should make a wish, so he did. As we bobbed in the warm waves Jef and I started singing
an impromptu ditty about, "Floating in the sea with d2b."
Lala and Francesca don't speak much English and I don't know any Italian, so when they
said "appiccicoso" and rubbed their arms after our swim, it took me a while to figure out
what they meant. "Sticky!" I realized at last. "Sticky," they echoed, laughing at how silly
the word sounded to them. "Appiccicoso," I repeated, laughing at how silly their word
sounded to me.

Jef's shooting the breeze with those delightful Italian
dudes, Luca and Seba, of 8081. The Italians were constantly making fruit smoothies then
adding things like vodka and rum.
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According to d2b we all felt appiccicoso because the Mediterranean is
extra salty. So I asked him how to say 'sticky' in French and he told me, 'Je suis pegueux.' Over
the course of our stay, I learned how to say sticky in several languages: kleeferig or plaakerig
(Dutch), lepkave (Slovak), lipkij (Russian), venejoso? (Spanish) and watashiwa mebaru (Japanese).
But "appiccicoso" quickly became a buzzword among our crew because it's just so fun to say
and can be used for so many things. For instance, "Io sono appiccicoso!" ("I am sticky!") makes
a fine toast when drinking sparkling wine on a hot summer evening.

Still life with dried guacamole.
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A few days before we left Villa Vicente there was a meltdown in the media lab: First a projector
blew a fuse, so Jef suggested the handy-dandy trick we've used over the years; if you don't
have a new fuse, simply wrap the old one in tinfoil and reinsert. The result in this case was a
lot of smoke and sparks. :-/
Later, when Luca made one of his fruit smoothies, the plastic lid
flew off and blue sparks shot out of the blender. Soon after, folks started noticing an odd odor
from one of the PC's, followed by the realization that it, too, had bitten the dust. And lastly, Atty's
camera, which was attached to the smoking PC, got fried.

Bimbo sandwich, anyone?
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Being online was touchy, too. Our modem was called the Diva 3800 and did she ever live
up to her name! We were online one day, then we weren't for roughly a week. Nothing we
did would help. Turns out the line had been cut to our ISDN service. It was incredibly slow,
like being on a 14.4 when I finally got my chance. Then I got an electrical shock while
typing - agh! I felt like I was in a Skinner box sans treats. But really, aside from making it
hard to communicate with our families, it wasn't that big of a deal. After all, we weren't in
Spain to face the monitor, we were there to see what was on the other side.
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